As you can see either I am poor and in college or I am prepping for the MOST AWESOME FESTIVAL EVER (and in College)! That is correct, I am prepping myself for the RC COLA AND MOON PIE FESTIVAL! I can’t be serious you say? You say I’m joking?! C’mon I wouldn’t joke about this stuff!

Now I’m not going to lie to you: I’ve NEVER had a Moon Pie before. I’ve had an RC cola once, in colllege, I was under the influence and there was no vomit to drink. It’s cool though because they both taste like MEDICORE AWESOME!

June 20th. This year. Saturday. Bell Buckle, TN.
See you there.

- JAKE, CAPTAIN AWESOME