Okay, so, I’ve been thinking. What the fuck is a CD Player? Dead. That’s what. If you still sell CDs you are a fool and if you buy them, you are even more of a fool. Why a fool? Because you can’t stick a CD in your iPhone. There’s no CD drives on these iPhones! I had an interesting conversation with Steve Jobs on this. I asked him “Hey Steve! Gonna put a CD drive on the iPhone 4G?” and he responded “Fuck you – Sent from my 2nd Generation iPad.”

We no longer sell The Gazebo On The Go on MP3 CDs.

We have a industry-upsetting product coming out. Your Leo Laportes don’t offer what we are going to offer. Those DVD selling dorks at Revision3 don’t even offer what we are going to.

Ira Glass, we’re coming for you.

The Awesome Inc iPhone app has been updated and we’ve doubled your pleasure. We’ve doubled your fun. We’ve double your mints! (Check the mint jar, it’s true!) We doubled the amount of podcasts we support from 2 to 4! (That’s what doubling is, kids!) At The End Of The Day with Jake and I Saw What You Did There. NOW GET DOWNLOADING!

The Official iPhone App

Site News — February 25th, 2010

Baby, you me and the App Store. Download the official iPhone app. Now.

GUAM RHOMBUS – Due to a mix up at the factory we’ve been overstocked on lowercase i’s and baby, we are going to use every last one of those sucker! That’s right. We’re made a second iPhone app for our friends at Game Monkey. Introducing iMonkey. This app is like the iGazebo one you’ve already installed but you can also EMAIL THE SHOW! That’s right, mugwumps, people still use email.

The application is located at:
http://awesomeinc.tv/imonkey

More information at at our iPhone Apps page.

Gazebo Stats (as of now)

Site News — February 7th, 2010

We’ve checked the logs for some interesting statistics on The Gazebo. So let’s check this out!

  • Total downloads: +2142 (248 are episodes with Gisher, 65 with Jimi Lee, our two real celebrities.)
  • The Gazebo On The Go is less than 16% of Awesome Inc downloads.
  • Average podcast subscribers: 30
  • Average number of live stream viewers: 10
  • Unique guests: 18 (5 shows with repeats)
  • Female guests: 7
  • No guest episodes: 5

We have big plans (and a big crash) planned for the rest of Season 3. Can you believe at the end of Season 3 we will have ad 39 episodes? That’s crazy!