• The Adventures of Dick Cannon
• What’s That Wikipedia Article About Mr. Crabtree? Vol. 7
• Gazebo Rape Prevention
• Kyle’s Scheme for Money

Warning: Immature language.

Guest: Kyle Lahr @SteepFrugut

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• Pubes
• Remixes
• Gazebo Placement
• Thank Yous and Fuck Yous vol. 12 @tyfy

Warning: Immature language.

Guest: Andrew Snyder @Snyderman34

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• Topiary Scandal
• Black Mug Award
• First Time Resisting Arrest
• Favorite Podcasts

Warning: Immature language.

Commander Willy Wade Squirrelz has a radio show on 88.5 FM WTTU! Listen online and find out when he is on at their website!

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• Scruffy the Dog
• Call Dr. Love
• Suicidal Gazebos
• Beat Poetry

Warning: Immature language.

Gisher gisher @gisher gisher gisher GISHER!!

Bill Withers – Aint No Sunshine, Trent Reznor – Hurt, and Closer

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• Allyn has a son.
• We’re taking the week off. — With Love, The Gazebo

Warning: Immature language.

Our pal @Gisher is here in the bonus segment from a week ago!

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• So Canoe
• What’s That Wikipedia Article About Mr. Crabtree? Vol. 6
• Mall Boat
• Gazebo Cell Splitting

Warning: Immature language.

Our pal @SteepFrugut dropped in!

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• How to Grow a Larger Penis and Create a Race Riot
• White Ball Radiation
• Halloween PSA
• Gazebo Assault

Warning: Immature language.

Oh! Hey! @Gisher is back! SQUEEEEE!!!

Audio in this weeks episode is from The Black Crows and FreeSound.org for the drill and background music.

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• Matt’s Extension
• Kern and Die
• Allyn’s Pocket Hole
• Gazebo Council Name Conflict

Warning: Immature language.

We had our friend @SnorkelPop by to give us the “dish.” No, seriously, he borrowed some dishes last time he was on. It’s about time that guy returned my stuff!

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• No Respect
• Hell Times: Thievery
• Nirvana Never Lasting
• Gazebo Ballet

Warning: Immature language.

This weeks guest was @AmyxKatexx and, yeah, she’s a girl.

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• Shower Relief
• Thank Yous and Fuck Yous vol. 11 @tyfy
• Allyn’s Shaved Cheese (Shaven not Waxed)
• Gazebo Colleges

Warning: Immature language.

Hailey Condra, guest in denial.

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• Steroid Monkey Feet Rapist
• Paula Deen Deep-throat
• Allyn’s Getting Married
• Gazebos Near Ground Zero

Warning: Immature language.

Brittany Crocker, whom Kyle Lahr claims is the daughter of Betty Crocker, is the guest for this episode and totally wants to cook Jake some Mac and Cheese.

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• Rough Start
• Jail Times: Possession
• Cheer Camp
• Wearing a Gazebo

Warning: Immature language.

Andrew Snyder is the guy who was there when Jake made that one joke and laughed. We’ve forgiven him for that. You can find him on Twitter, @Snyderman34.

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• Lead Singer: Andrew Snyder
• Back Up Singers: Jake Bilbrey and Allyn Crabtree
• Melody: Allyn Crabtree

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1. The Gazebo app for iOS has been updated with retina display graphics. The iPhone now has the ability to play videos previously exclusive to the iPad. (We had to wait for iOS4 to come out, sorry!)
2. You can follow Awesome Inc on the new Digg!
3. The Gazebo starts recording again next Monday. Episode 40 should be out on September 6th!

Btw Jake has a secret.

The Gazebo app now looks more polished and works on the iPad! Currently the iPad version allows you to watch bonus videos never before seen, but the iPhone version will have this as well soon.

The iPhone version has the iPad app built in so you don’t have to pay twice!

Get the Gazebo app in iTunes today!

• Boning Chicks
• Singing Tweets
• What’s That Wikipedia Article About Mr. Crabtree? Vol. 5
• Boob-zebos

Warning: Immature language.

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The Gazebo on The Go’s theme music is by Allyn Crabtree.

Support us by buying the official Gazebo On The Go iPhone app for $3. You get access to all of the previous shows, show notes, upcoming shows, and bonus material! No internet required. Think of it as being in our exclusive club where the secret handshake is a thumbs up!

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• Every episode of The Gazebo
• Every bonus we’ve ever made.
• No internet required!
• When iPhone OS 4 comes out the application will be updated to have every video The Gazebo has ever made.

I know, I know. You’re thinking “I don’t have 40 acres and a mule to give for this great deal.” Well guess what! You don’t have to. It’s just $2.99! We make a profit of $2.10 on every purchase, $1 less than when we sold $10 CDs.

You can grab the application HERE!
Update: NOW FREE.

• Allyn’s River
• Making A Better Porno
• Thank Yous and Fuck Yous vol. 10: STD Edition @tyfy
• Intellectual Discussions on Boobies in Gazebos

Warning: Immature language.

BREAKING!!11!1 For those interested, our prank at the end of the show worked! We got played on the radio! We got Allyn’s band played! How awesome is that? Give it up for Indie Radio Chattanooga! Listen to the episode here, our stunt starts the show!

Kyle from the hit new podcast network Comedy Commodity is back to join us. See? We’re all friends here.

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We’re coming to a close on Season 3 (I should drop the seasons bullshit) of The Gazebo On The Go. The Gazebo is our top podcast. How do I judge that? Because it’s officially our longest running scheduled podcast.

After being around for over two years we have finally got our iTunes feeds working properly. The site is running incredibly smoothly.

And then the iPad came along. The problem? Hold on while I get a tad geeky on you. We have a flash audio and video player on the site that isn’t compatible with the iPhone or iPad. Even worse: Flash is dead, buggy, and causes more problems then it is worth. Even more worse: I use Firefox (and so should you). The issue? Open source fanatics want to require video only to be embedded as Ogg Vorbis. Not MP3 or MP4 like we use on the site. We currently make Flash versions of all of our videos, which makes the video look bad, requires another file, and is usually 10% bigger then the MP4 file we post. Firefox, instead of being pro-compatibility like they usually are, is using their users as political gain to try and convince every to go Ogg Vorbis. We will never go Ogg.

Our summer plan at Awesome Inc is to fix the video and audio player on the site and release The Gazebo On The Go iPhone app. Hopefully.

• Weekend Party!
• Cigarette Accessories
• What’s That Wikipedia Article About, Mr. Crabtree? Vol. 4
• Bitches Love Carbon Nano-tube Gazebos

Warning: Immature language.

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My baby left me

[harmonica blues sound]

walked up and headed on down the road

What happens when you give a dork his own voice? A place to spill his artistic styling? He stomps all over your face and leaves for greener pastures the second some capitalist pig offers him a buck. Well I say good riddance! I saw who needs ya! I say good luck at your new home Comedy Commodity.

Game Monkey. I Saw What You Did There. SteepFrugut Industries? They’re all forwarding to his new site. Yes, even Lahr Dee Darh LLC studios is gone. The iPhone app? Eh he’ll get his own damn iPhone app soon.

I’m gonna go get a pint of Oreo Cookies and Cream ice cream and cry myself to sleep.

Maybe someday, someone will love me.

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• Shaker
• Thank Yous and Fuck Yous vol. 9 @tyfy
• Tips for Getting Laid
• The International Gazebo Council, Richard Ryder’s Motto

Warning: Immature language.

Brittany is currently on the down low. We don’t wanna get her in trouble by linking to her. Or do we? Eh, anyway. We thank her for being on the program.

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We no longer sell The Gazebo On The Go on MP3 CDs.

We have a industry-upsetting product coming out. Your Leo Laportes don’t offer what we are going to offer. Those DVD selling dorks at Revision3 don’t even offer what we are going to.

Ira Glass, we’re coming for you.

• Banana Something
• Lamenting
• Next Time: Punching A Baby
• IGC and NGC merge, New President

Warning: Immature language.

Oh, Kyle! He is our guest this week. You can find him on his podcast Game Monkey and I Saw What You Did There.

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• Nude Weatherman
• Stupid Stunts
• Farsebook
• Gazebo Festivals and a story for the kids

Warning: Immature language.

This week we had our good friend Gisher and his wife Mrs. Gisher! You can find them on Twitter at @Gisher and @Dleeo respectively. Very respectively.

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• What is Hailey?
• Allyn’s Cabbage Patch Collection
• What’s That Wikipedia Article About, Mr. Crabtree? Vol. 3
• Gazebo Survey

Warning: Immature language.

The Hailey Condra you heard today is one that is recorded. Go tweet her up at @haileyeliah.

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The Awesome Inc iPhone app has been updated and we’ve doubled your pleasure. We’ve doubled your fun. We’ve double your mints! (Check the mint jar, it’s true!) We doubled the amount of podcasts we support from 2 to 4! (That’s what doubling is, kids!) At The End Of The Day with Jake and I Saw What You Did There. NOW GET DOWNLOADING!

• Sex Ed
• Gazebo Photo Contest
• Thank Yous and Fuck Yous vol. 8 @tyfy
• Cosmic Gazebo Project

Warning: Immature language.

The Angry Shawn0 can be found on the internet at Shawn0.me and followed on Twitter by following @Shawn0.

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Baby, you me and the App Store. Download the official iPhone app. Now.

• Seven Pills
• Cripple Kill
• The Adventures of Herpieman and Aidsboy: Go To Detroit
• Gazebo Tariffs

Warning: Immature language.

Andrew Snyder sells Zunes for a living. We won’t promote that behavior.

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• Misogyny
• Official Alcohol of the Show
• Next Times: Running for President
• Gazebo News Interruption

Warning: Immature language.

Josh Rapp is a friend of Jake’s and doesn’t really have a website or something to link to. Well, I’m linking to something anyway.

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The application is located at:
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• Would You Bone It?
• What’s That Wikipedia Article About, Mr. Crabtree? Vol. 2
• Jake Won’t Say Nothing
• Gazebo Awards for Excellence in Arts

Warning: Immature language.

Damian Zannini is the mastermind behind Kajonk-A-Con, an anime/gaming convention held annually in Knoxville, Tennessee.

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• Total downloads: +2142 (248 are episodes with Gisher, 65 with Jimi Lee, our two real celebrities.)
• The Gazebo On The Go is less than 16% of Awesome Inc downloads.
• Average podcast subscribers: 30
• Average number of live stream viewers: 10
• Unique guests: 18 (5 shows with repeats)
• Female guests: 7
• No guest episodes: 5

We have big plans (and a big crash) planned for the rest of Season 3. Can you believe at the end of Season 3 we will have ad 39 episodes? That’s crazy!

• Amy, Jake, Allyn, Kyle, Shawn0 join up for a super messy after show!

Warning: Immature language.

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The Gazebo now has a nice logo and wallpaper! You can download the wallpapers at ZicklePop Productions.

Also we have these nice t-shirts with the newly made Gazebo logo for $20!

• Amy’s Employment Problem
• Amy’s Cursing Problem
• Next Times: Cross-dressing
• Gazebos Made of Newspapers

Warning: Immature language.

Amy Farrow is an iPhone addict. Not much else about her is known but this MySpace page she still thinks is cool.

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• Who’s That Pokemon Guest?
• Thank Yous and Fuck Yous vol. 7: Celebrity Edition @tyfy
• An Interview with Kanye West
• The Horror of the Guambus

Warning: Immature language.

Jake Houser is the genius behind music making. He is Siven608 and totally makes some rad video games.

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Are you a person? With a microphone? and a Skype connection? We want YOU to join us on The Gazebo! Leave a comment or contact us somehow.

Do you make music? We will play it at the end of an episode in Season 3! Again, contact us in the comments or someway.

A History of The Gazebo On the Go

When Jake and Allyn started the podcast one year ago they turned on Skype, hit record, and literally had no idea what they were going to do. Jake didn’t want the show to be too similar to Allyn’s vBlog and Allyn was doing as he was told. Jake decided to start off with talking about something and they would do a couple of segments and see which one was usable. They ended up doing five segments before calling it a night. Jake listened to the recordings and decided that they were all brilliant and stitched it together with some instrumental part of a ska song he liked. This built the outline of the worlds greatest podcast.

Jake and Allyn decided to do this podcast once a week while they were in a college semester, the fall and spring seasons were formed. This gave them twelve weeks, recording one podcast a week. After seeing the initial success of the twelve episodes the season finale live show was created.

Back during the last election Jake and his buddy Matt did a live stream of the counting of the electoral votes. This not only was live, but live with video. Jake had to manually man the switcher and get people calling in on Skype on the screen. That is a complicated thing to do by yourself. During Season 2 of The Gazebo On The Go, Jake decided to do live audio of all the future shows, and this tradition continues into Season 3.

The Link — The RSS Feed — The iTunes Link

• We have a great podcast called The Gazebo on the Go which is our star child.
• Our shows have been watched/listened to over one hundred thousand times.
• We’ve worked with a lot of people.
• We’ve been ripped off by some dumb hicks in Kentucky.
• We’ve pissed off Veronica Belmont.
• We’ve rick rolled a radio station.
• Jake enraged Blackberry owners into sending him death threats for saying the Blackberry Storm sucks, which it does.
• We’ve also launched two CDs of The Gazebo on the Go that people can buy.
• We’ve covered live events about corn bread and moon pies.
• We’ve acquired two great podcasts from Kyle Lahr.
• In the month of November we did a podcast a day.
• Jake’s vBlog did three shows a week for a year straight without fail.
• At the time of this posting we’ve posted 315 episodes of our shows, and have 6 in the can.
• Jake did a live all day episode where he was live on Ustream for 12 hours straight, from wake till sleep. He took the camera with him all over Chattanooga.
• The Gazebo started live streaming their episodes.

In 2010 we plan on burning that fire of Awesome all the way to the bank.

• The Good Book of Shrugging
• What’s That Wikipedia Article About, Mr. Crabtree? Vol. 1
• Bar Musician
• Charity Gazebos

Warning: Immature language.

This weeks bad audio brought to you by live recording video above the garage.

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Season 2 of The Gazebo on the Go podcast is now available to purchase on a physical compact-disk!

This is an MP3 CD. It would be a regular audio cd but each episode would be 1 CD and that would be stupid now that every car that is being sold has a MP3 CD capability.

The disk is available for $10 on Lulu. PURCHASE NOW!
What’s Included:

• Episodes 14-26 of the Podcast
• Video of Episode 26
• Video Outtakes of Episode 26
• An exclusive message from Gisher to Kyle, who looks like a younger Gisher!

Buy now for $10!

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Your call will probably be played during this double feature podcast!

We’ve got some gigantic Gazebo news incoming.

Stay tuned.

• Hey remember the Moonpie and RC festival I promised to go to and didn’t? Take this instead.

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• Set Phrases To Awesome
• Chess Club Creeps
• Not One of Us
• Post-9/11 Gazebo World

Warning: Immature language.

Samantha is… not a character from Sex in the City. But she does Twitter as @VampireSam.

This weeks bad audio brought to you by baby aliens.

Thanks to Gisher for his contributions to this weeks show!

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• A tale of two dudes breaking and entering.

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• Our First Pussy
• Preparing for Satan
• Last Time Getting Shot At
• Assassination at the Gazebo!

Warning: Immature language.

Lucious is the hottest pussy on the net. I mean seriously, check out his video that proves it. For more of Lucious’s video blogs check out MySpace, because YouTube had to pull a Hitler and gas his other videos off the internet.

This weeks podcast gets high with a little help from my friends. Thanks to Gisher and Lucious for helping with the editing.

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There’s a new show Jake is experimenting with. Jake likes to do this during the off-season of The Gazebo, for the record. This show is called At the End of the Day with Jake. This will be a slightly funny podcast about Jake’s day. Short, long, however long Jake can go on. Our good friend Kyle “Big Dog” Lahr has made a wallpaper for this podcast you can download by clicking the image above.

The first episode will air this Tuesday. Stay tuned!

• A Lack Of Viewers Like You
• Last Time Dating Your Friends Love
• An Ass Among Friends
• Allyn’s Gazebo Cult

Warning: Immature language.

This weeks podcast was recorded live before a studio audience of 70 people on the internet. We plan to do this again sometime. Thanks to everyone for watching.

This weeks bad audio is brought to you by Samantha Taylor the Terrible.

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• Nothing
• Magnets
• Last Times: Religious Experience
• March of the Gazebos

Warning: Immature language.

Shawn is the man behind the hit website Shawn0.me. You can follow him, if you’re capable, on Twitter. He is @Shawn0.

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• Apples and Oranges: Compared
• Public Domain
• Thank Yous and Fuck Yous vol. 6: Geography Edition @tyfy
• The Best Little Whorehouse in a Gazebo

Warning: Immature language.

On todays program we have Tyler Adams. Tyler is dorm-mates with Allyn and for that we send him the best of luck. Tyler is a professional drinker and can be found outside the local liquor store.

This weeks bad audio is brought to you by Boomhauer from King of The Hill. What? I heard he was out of work and I hired the guy.

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Jake and Allyn will be doing the season finale of The Gazebo (besides the Christmas special) this TUESDAY at 8PM EASTERN at AwesomeInc.tv/live

We will be recording Episode 25 and this time we’re trying to get Samantha on again. If she bails we have a backup guest. We will have a guest this time. We had 70 people tune in last time, let’s get 140 people to tune in this time! Why double? ‘Cause this show will be twice as good!

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• Favorite Segment: Thank Yous and Fuck Yous
• Favorite Male Guest: Gisher (though Justin has the most votes, I suspect some George W. Bush v. Florida trickery)
• Favorite Female Guest: Hailey Yeliah
• Would a funny pre-roll ad bother you? 1 person said yes. Allyn crippled him. Now no one has an issue.
• Would getting rid of the segment breaks bother you? The majority said yes.
• Would you watch us record live on a weekly schedule at the same time? Two people said no. Again, Allyn crippled them so they have no where to go and will now be clockworked-orange’d into watching the show. So now everyone says yes, they will watch the live show.

Favorite Segments In Order of Popularity

1. Having a Guest on the show.
2. The Gazebo News
3. Allyn’s Necrophilia Jokes
4. Jake Sings an Intro
5. Jake Fights Allyn
6. Solo Shows

Comments left for us consisted of: “Big dog,” “I love you man,” “I am pimping my rating by [voting for] clicking Shawn0,” and “Weekly live shows need to be when I have no work so I can attend. Otherwise the show is great dude. I can’t wait till Mondays.”

Remember: We are not a democracy, we don’t care what you think, we have made a show you like so far and we will continue to do things our way because it got us here before. After all, we’re doing The Gazebo and you’re posting quizzes to Facebook. I think we’re the better man here, I think you will agree.

My thoughts on the results:

I was surprised how many people enjoy The Gazebo News. I mean, it is the entire point of the show and we would never get rid of it, it’s just shocking compared to the other results. Some of the stuff in the favorite segment list I just have to ask: What the hell is wrong with our listeners? You guys are crazy! Necrophilia jokes really? Okay next show is all Chuck Norris jokes and pirate vs ninja debates. Oh, and Allyn will wear all Hot Topic clothing and Fall Out Boy will be our intro music. Just kidding, I love you guys, but sometimes I wonder.

What really shocked me was how many people were passionate about the segment breaks. I thought it wouldn’t matter to the listener, but I was wrong. I am going to guess it is because you guys are busy people. Our listeners have 5 minute lunch breaks at the Seven Eleven and need the show in chunks so you can keep up easily. Also: our listeners have short attention spans. Again, I tease.

Thanks to everyone for taking the survey! Season 3 is under heavy crafting to bring you the same on-the-spot humor we’ve been doing since episode one.

• The Radio
• Last Times: Lobotomy
• Flipping Off Cameras
• Biometric Gazebos

Warning: Immature language.

Jimi Lee is the host of Indie Radio Chattanooga, and the victim of a childish prank pulled by Jake. You can follow Jimi Lee on Twitter, he is @indieradiochatt.

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Some great examples of podcasting ads are:

• The Totally Rad Show – they are *very* sincere and add a mild joke.
• Never Not Funny – they talk about the ad and sometimes in a way the advertiser themselves have to have a sense of humor about.
• Film Riot – these people are a freaking genius. They do a short movie-style clip for their ads that are no only very well done but hilarious.

Some examples on how NOT to do podcasting ads:

• This Week in Tech – I love Leo to death but his ads range from 2 minutes to 20 minutes long where he goes on like a mindless drone about a product. He says he truly loves the product, and I believe him, but after 2 minutes I wish he would just shut up.
• Diggnation – Another show I love but they have pre-roll and ads in the middle of the show. Okay, that’s not too bad, but it gets worse: they have around five sponsors. That is way too many. (10 ads in one 45 minute show).

Here’s my theory on ads:
Limit them. The Gazebo will only have 1 at the beginning and that is it. If I start letting two ads on, they won’t feel the need to compete and will lower how much they pay. Limiting the amount of advertisers will lead to them competing to be the advertiser for your show.

Read the points, don’t be a whore.
We will have fun with the ads but we won’t read ad copy. We will promote the product in a positive way and a funny way.

Make it short and sweet and good to eat.
You hate ads, I hate ads. We start doing long ads, we start losing viewers. We’d rather give the advertiser the finger than lose a viewer that way. Jake and Allyn would rather make an offensive joke to turn you off then read an ad. Takes more skill that way.

Where the ad revenue will go:
100% of the money we receive, like with donations and merchandise, go directly to the show. New microphones and etc. No profits for us. That’s not to say that when we eventually become profitable that won’t change though.

I hope I have made our intentions clear. We are still working this stuff out. Hell, we haven’t even got an advertiser yet, but we hope to.

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Whoa! So I had no idea people actually was interested in a live Gazebo on the Go. So, Allyn and I were doing the show and I look down and I had to keep from freaking out. 30 people was watching at that very moment. My mind: blow. My pants: wet. Amazing! Then I check and we had 70 different people watching our show tonight. Mind: double blow. Pants: double wet.

Here’s The Deal

We are doing this again. We love you guys. We love doing this. I said we’re going to keep doing this even if no one listens. I mean it. But we also want to be successful. We will do one more live show this season of The Gazebo. The date has not been decided yet.

The Future of The Gazebo

I am already planning Season 3 of The Gazebo. We want to do this professionally. We want to get paid. Allyn and I are two smart genius college students and this is what we want to do. We want to wise up and get our stuff together. What will change in Season 3? I cannot say much but it will be the same show, new guests, and more awesome. I want to do every show live, but I do not know how possible that is right now.

TO INFINITY AND HOT GROUPIES!

• The Reader
• Boobs, the Inside Opinion
• The Dirty Justin
• Gazebo on the Roof

Warning: Immature language.

This week on the program we have Hailey Yeliah. Hailey is a “reader” and a “professional nephew watcher.” You can follow her on Twitter, she is @haileyeliah.

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Watch it live at awesomeinc.tv/live

This will be Episode 23 that we are recording and our guest will be the wonderfully talented Samantha Taylor. So watch that live taping (and then download it in iTunes weeks later).

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• Mexican Hookers
• Thank Yous and Fuck Yous vol. 5: Co-op Edition @tyfy
• Last Times: Masturbating
• IGC Announces New Summer Gazebo Motto

Warning: Immature language.

This week on the program we have Kyle Lahr, friend of the show and local lady-challenged-unsexual. For more on Kyle Lahr you can follow him on Twitter, he is @SteepFrugut.

This weeks bad audio is brought to you by those who are less fortunate.

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• Angry White Men
• Making Cripples
• Timmy Shrugged
• Gazebo Flu

Warning: Immature language.

The famous Gisher is the man behind corn-glue and has kinda disappeared from the internet. We are very honored to have him on and you should post a comment telling Gisher how much you love him.

This weeks bad audio is brought to you by: The Grape Beyond flavor of Fruitopia.

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She will be at Side Splitters Comedy Club in Knoxville, TN on September 20th. The event starts at 6PM!

So here’s what I suggest: if you go because I told you I want you to yell “THE GAZEBO!” when she gets on stage.

More info here!

• He’s Late
• Popularity
• Drunk Again
• Dancing Gazebos

Warning: Immature language.

Justin Mcafee is the mastermind behind catching Helen Keller. He wrote the book about it in 1969. You can follow Justin on Twitter, but instead of grabbing the link to it this week I had to leave early to go eat a taco.

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• The Many Hats
• Missed Opportunities
• Last Times
• Facade Your Gazebo

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Brittany Crocker is a Sunday school teacher and she asks we not link to any of her work for fear she will be heard.

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The episode this is from is Episode 16 and will come out September 7th.

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Season 1 of The Gazebo on the Go podcast is now available to purchase on a physical compact-disk!

This is an MP3 CD. It would be a regular audio cd but each episode would be 1 CD and that would be stupid now that every car that is being sold has a MP3 CD capability.

The disk is available for $10 on Lulu. PURCHASE NOW!
What’s Included:

• Episodes 1-13 of the Podcast
• The Best Of “True Stories”
• Episode 1 of The Gazebo on VIDEO! (EXCLUSIVE)
• Episode 1 of The Gazebo in ENHANCED AAC! (KINDA EXCLUSIVE!)

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• Let’s Build A Homes
• Drop It Like It’s Butt
• Fat Chicks
• Gazebos Up, Shark Attacks Down

Warning: Immature language.

Repeat guest appearance by Andrew Snyder. Andrew is the man formally known as Zune-Seller. When he’s not spit-washing customers at the Wal*mart he can be found on Twitter as @Snyderman34. He was also on Episode 12 of The Gazebo.

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What do we have planned from Season 2? More of the same! The special formula we used in Season 1 was so awesome, we are going to continue on with the same old crap! We plan to have the host of Indie Radio Chattanooga, Jimi Lee! We plan to have Gisher back! How awesome is that?! We’ve also got some other big named guests planned but we have not gotten a confirmation from them yet.

THIS MONDAY: EPISODE 14. BE THERE.

• Recorded entirely from my MacBook Pro’s built in mic. Video added later.

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Last Saturday our wonderful host of Jake’s vBlog, The Gazebo, and Truck appeared on our friends’ podcast The Justin and Andrew <3 Show Forever. You can watch it above. Jake would like you to know the following:

1. Jake will appear for free on your podcast. Just ask!
2. Awesome Inc does not condone the language and jokes used in this episode of The Justin and Andrew <3 Show Forever but we support their right to say it. All comments made on Jake’s side was in the interest of comedy, we cannot speak for Andrew or Justin. We will, in good spirit, assume they are in fact joking until we see them come home in a white robe.

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“Hey Jake, where’s my favorite podcast? It’s not under Podcasts anymore! Will you sleep with me?” – You

All of our podcasts are still here, I just took the shows that have been hooked up to a feeding tube off the list of active podcasts and put them in a vault. The Vault is where all our shows that are no longer active go. They may come back, but for now they are not being updated.

When I was 14/15 years old my friends and I started work on what I guess eventually evolved into what Awesome Inc is today. We called it ZPTV, ZicklePop Television. While going through some of my old junk I found the DVD we made. Ripped it. Uploaded it. I plan on uploading some to the Specials section for the next couple of weeks, not because it’s good, but because I was such a cute kid. That and my friends all reference these videos and the new friends have never seen them.

A growing list of old videos from the old days can be found here.

• Music from Jonathan Coulton

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Man you guys are fast with the @ replies. Maybe a little too fast.. did you cheat? I bet you cheated. That’s beside the point. The contest is over and lets run through the full list of submissions.

My top 3 favorite slogans:

1. “Die in a fire of awesome.” – @Moodringeyes
2. “Your source of prime penis jokes since blink-182 went south.” – @Allyn_Crabtree
3. “Because we don’t give a damn about grammar.” – @Snyderman34

If you’re in the top three YOU GET A FREE AWESOME STICKER! If you’re #1 YOUR SLOGAN WON! That’s right, the new slogan for Awesome Inc is DIE IN A FIRE OF AWESOME.

I picked DIE IN A FIRE OF AWESOME because it just sounds awesome and doesn’t use naughty words that would hurt our public image. I really liked Allyn_Crabtree’s penis joke slogan because it’s true. We are what Blink 182 was if they never grew up (and then started a podcast). Snyderman34′s “We don’t give a fuck about grammar” was good because it used our own words against us (see The Gazebo on the Go).

Full list of entries:

• “Awesome Inc. Yeah. We’re that awesome.” – @Shawn0
• “Incorporating Awesome since 2007″ – @Snyderman34
• “Burping Lies, Throwing Up Unbearable Truths, and Shitting Awesome!!” – @VampireSam
• “Where a nerd can do whatever the fuck he damn well pleases!” – @Allyn_Crabtree
• “Much better than your average entertainment. Blowing your mind with our whit and rhyme. Awesome just got better.” – @SteepFrugut
• “Your source of prime penis jokes since blink-182 went south.” – @Allyn_Crabtree
• “Because we don’t give a damn about grammar.” – @Snyderman34
• “Die in a fire of awesome.” – @Moodringeyes
• “Rotting you brain one piece of shit at a time” – @VampireSam
• “Awesome at it’s best.” – @SteepFrugut
  

When I started Awesome Inc, before those other guys, I had to think of a slogan for Awesome Inc. Now as you know from listening to my work on The Gazebo and Truck, when I improv it is not only hilarious but sometimes stupid. I came up with the slogan “Where awesome blossoms.” We’ve been around for a year and I think we’ve blossomed from a young innocent Catholic school girl in to a naughty maturing woman. That is why we are giving YOU the awesome ability to write our slogan!

What You Get

The winner will receive one (1) official ZicklePop sticker. All entries will be read on an upcoming podcast post.

How To Enter

Go on Twitter and reply to @ZicklePop with your slogan. Winners will be announced on Thursday.

Stickers were printed by the great and amazingly awesome Sticviews.com

I am in the beginning stages of moving, and this should make for some good fun. UNTIL WE RETURN: Become a fan of us on Facebook!

Also: any hiccups on the site you notice are due to WordPress’s buggy auto-update system. Why update WordPress when the old one works? Because the jerks over at Dreamhost force you to stay up to date on WordPress or they kick you off their servers. Jerks.

• Episode 1 – Marriage
• Episode 3 – Voice of a Podcaster
• Episode 7 – Faces in a Book
• Episode 9 – Tattoos

Warning: Immature language.

This is part of a summer series we will bring you from time to time called “The Best of the Gazebo on the Go.” We hope you enjoy these episodes as much and we did making them. Can’t wait for new episodes? Try Truck, the video spin off!

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• Dragon
• First Jobs
• Thank Yous and Fuck Yous vol. 4: Real Life Edition @tyfy
• Truck Crashes into a Gazebo

Warning: Immature language.

This weeks episode was filmed before a live studio audience at the first ever Outdoor Movie Night (@outdoormovie). Our two special participants from the audience of a lot of people was the great Hana Grace (@moodringeyes) and Kyle Lahr (@steepfrugut).

This weeks bad audio is brought to you by: Rush Limbaugh

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Truck is the video version of The Gazebo on The Go podcast. For the most part you do not actually have to watch it, just listen. This podcast is easier to record in that there is no Skype to set up, Jake just turns on a camera and hits record. The length of the podcast will vary and the person Jake is talking to will constantly change. You might recongnize some of the people who appear from previous Gazebos.

So the simplicity of Truck over Gazebo may not make sense to you, but it does to me. We hope you enjoy it. The Gazebo is probably going to take a summer break (after next week), but we will still be pushing out content week after week!

Watch Episode 1 of Truck here!

• Selling Stuff
• Torture
• First Time with Pot
• Gazebo Heist ’09

Warning: Immature language.

Andrew Synder is the man, the myth, the legend in that he sold a Zune to someone. When he’s not dusting off the morbidly obese customers at Wal*mart. He is @Synderman34 on the Twitters.

This weeks bad audio is brought to you by: The Justin Show and excellent inspiration in the act of suicide.

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• Big Mutha Gamers
• Faith’s Birthday
• Viewer Mail Sting
• Beating Your Wife in a Gazebo

Warning: Immature language.

Faith Trowell is lowest fucking peon on the totem poll and she can be found as @Animalux on Twitter when she is not answering the call of Cthulhu.

This weeks bad audio is brought to you by: Amazon and their excellent selection of Gazebos.

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• Hairy Legs
• Preparation for Kids
• First Kiss
• Safe Gazebo Sex

Warning: Immature language.

Tyson Palmiter is a master of the culinary arts of Johnson’s Bar and Grill. He is the man who beat Halo Wars in twenty minutes with only his right foot. The guy does not have a Twitter account, but he does have a World of Warcraft account, his password is 69sexymonkeybutts.

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• Tattoos
• Cursing
• Thank Yous and Fuck Yous vol. 2 @tyfy
• Gazebo Season

Warning: Immature language.

This weeks bad audio is brought to you by: Gamestop for not selling video games starring Gazebos.

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• Nervously Caffeinated
• Embarrassing Habits
• The Adventures of Herpieman and Aidsboy: Captain Prophylactic and the Quarter
• Winterization

Warning: Immature language.

Debbi Gordon is the long time friend of Allyn and Jake. She can be found on MySpace. The girl doesn’t yet have a Twitter, what can I say?

This weeks bad audio is brought to you by: Wal*mart.

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• North Dakota
• Faces in a Book
• Dating for Kyle
• Burnt Gazebos

Warning: Immature language.

Doctor Gisher is the hit YouTube star behind the Lucious Vlog, as seen below. You can follow Dr. Alphonse Gisher on Twitter as @gisher.

This weeks bad audio is brought to you by: Ace Hardware.

Audio improved by Doctor Gisher, thanks for all his hard work!

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• The Autobiography
• First Times
• Thank Yous and Fuck Yous @tyfy
• Pants

Warning: Immature language.

You can follow Hana Grace on Twitter, she is @moodringeyes. Be sure to blame her for the uneven audio, even though it wasn’t her fault.

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Green: Last Year, Blue: This Year

So while the viewership of Awesome Inc has spiked, I have no idea how many people listen. None whatsoever. I don’t care how many people listen. This is a show made by Allyn and I for Allyn and I. We love the fact that people might also enjoy it, but we’re doing it for ourselves. The podcast is a MAJOR SUCCESS to me because I love making it. Every week I cannot wait for Monday night at 8PM when we get together to record. We don’t prepare. We do this show as a improv experiment. To quote the end of one of the greatest records ever made, Keasby Nights:

We’re going to keep doing what we do whether or not a single record is sold.
We’re going to keep doing what we do whether or not a single record is sold.
We’re going to keep doing what we do whether or not a single record is sold.
We’re going to keep doing what we do whether or not a single record is sold.
We’re going to keep doing what we do whether or not a single record is sold.
We’re going to keep doing what we do whether or not a single record is sold.

Streetlight Manifest – 1234 1234

Just replace record with advertisement for the show. Yeah, we’d love to make some ad revenue off this thing!

One of the things Allyn and I are trying to do is have a different guest on every week. This can get hard because most people work, you know at like a job, on Monday nights. So we’re trying to come up with a better time, I don’t know, we will see. If you would like to be on please contact our agents, we’d love to have you on.

This is Captain Awesome, signing off.

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• Suicide Bombers
• Molotov Cocktail
• Intervention
• Flying Gazebos

Warning: Immature language.

Justin is the star of The Justin Show which you totally shouldn’t watch, especially not at this link.

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• Jake interviews Allyn Crabtree on his 10-course gourmet meal.

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• Noobs
• Zombies
• Kyle’s Girl
• Double Gazebo

Warning: Immature language.

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Watch it here!

• The Voice of a Podcaster
• Sock Puppets
• Kim Jong Il is a badass
• Gazebo Beer Hats
• Sound effects used toilet and gunshot thanks to FreeSound.org.

Warning: Immature language.

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• Forks
• Amazing Grace
• National Gazebo Council
• Viewer Mail

Warning: Immature language.

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As you can see either I am poor and in college or I am prepping for the MOST AWESOME FESTIVAL EVER (and in College)! That is correct, I am prepping myself for the RC COLA AND MOON PIE FESTIVAL! I can’t be serious you say? You say I’m joking?! C’mon I wouldn’t joke about this stuff!

Now I’m not going to lie to you: I’ve NEVER had a Moon Pie before. I’ve had an RC cola once, in colllege, I was under the influence and there was no vomit to drink. It’s cool though because they both taste like MEDICORE AWESOME!

June 20th. This year. Saturday. Bell Buckle, TN.
See you there.

- JAKE, CAPTAIN AWESOME

Now when you have loads of large videos on your site you don’t want to do that if you don’t, so I’ve updated to the latest WordPress and swapped from Podpress to Blubrry PowerPress. Luckily, everything worked out fine. (Except the user interface of WordPress 2.7 looks like butt.)

Unfortunately there was no reason to upgrade and the Big Brother Dreamhost could come along tomorrow and say we can’t put flash on our site or XHTML 4.0 Strict.

Anyway, enough of this crap, back to podcasting. The Awesome Inc agenda post is coming up next!

(Yes they can do what they want, it’s there service. It doesn’t mean I’m going to like it.)

• Marriage
• Tennis Balls
• Sun Glasses in the Cold War
• Hammocks for Gazebos

Warning: Immature language.

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To keep up with the development you can follow @TheGazebo on Twitter, and remember you can be notified when new podcasts come out by following @AwesomeInc.

We’ve learned from Revision3 that you do not need a studio. We’ve learned from Buzz Out Loud that daily tech news does not work when there is no news. Our most important lesson is from Merlin Mann that we don’t need to do podcasts on a schedule but release good content when we have it. We’ve learned from our experiences that we are pretty freaking awesome (and the Blackberry isn’t).

So the crew of Awesome Inc have put together our cyborg heads and cut through the static electricity and have come up with the best formula for a podcast ever. C’mon what is you’re favorite thing in the world? Gazebos. Hell yeah. Now what’s your biggest issue with a Gazebo? It’s not portable! We’ll we found a truck carrying freakin gazebos at 75 miles per hour and we’re gonna hijack that truck and drive it into your ear buds! That’s right! We’re bringing you THE GAZEBO ON-THE-GO PODCAST!

• I’m back! Without lighting. Deal.

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So this past week has been an amazing one for all of us at Awesome Inc! Kyle dressed up as a Storm Trooper and terrorized local businesses and made the day of children he met. Dude, don’t care how dorky and well virginy it may look, it’s still cool. You can see video of his adventures on his YouTube account.

Last night Allyn was on Indie Radio Chattanooga with his band Disarmed. The podcast from that show is not yet out but keep checking for an hour long interview with the band!

Oh and about me! So last Wednesday on Jake’s vBlog I reviewed the Blackberry Storm and made some honest points about how it does not have basic email features that any “email device” should have. By doing this you would have though I had killed a baby, I got so much hatemail. People contacting me to call me an.. well.. we don’t use those words at Awesome Inc. On YouTube it was pretty much your 12 year-old white supremecist with a Blackberry response, some comments on the site demanding I take the video down. I am tempted to do more podcasts on why the Blackberry Storm sucks because it is just an awful device (and it brings viewers fast). Oh and they called me an Apple fanboy. Am I? Check out my latest blog post guys, I am not to happy with Apple right now.

Live Video Stream: Indie Radio Chattanooga on Ustream.tv

Radio: K94.7 FM WAAKOOL (Chattanooga/North Georgia area)

Audio Stream: WAAKOOL (mms, you could listen to this on your iPhone with Fstream for free)

For more of the awesome indie rock music you’ll hear along with Allyn’s band Disarmed go to Indie Radio Chattanooga’s website, where after the show you can download this episode.

9:04 AM Holy shit Steve Jobs has gained a lot of weight!

9:05 AM My apologies to Phil Schiller. Man that dude is fat.

9:08 AM Phil Schiller announced iLife 09 and immediately eats it.

9:10 AM Phil Schiller: With iPhoto 09′s Faces feature you can identify your friends by searching for how many chins they have.

9:14 AM With iPhoto Places, Schiller, can now identify the location of all the pieces of pizza he has eaten.

9:28 AM Phil Schiller is demoing iMovie 09 by recording himself eating a Pizza Hut in its entirety.

9:37 AM Phil Schiller just made a map with one pin on it marking the one place he hasn’t eaten.

9:45 AM Fall Out Boy now comes pre-installed on all Macs to teach you how to play guitar. Wait, this isn’t a joke? Phil is fat!!

9:54 AM Keynote now has an iPhone remote app ($1 extra) and Schiller tried to demo it but the iPhone landed in his mouth.

10:03 AM The new “Phil Schiller’s Mac Box Set” includes 12 glazed donuts.

10:10 AM Phil Schiller pulls out his one more thing from beneath his folds of fat, a 17″ MacBook Pro

10:25 AM Schiller: We have 75mil accounts with credit cards. Think of how many pizzas I can buy with your money!

10:28 AM What does Apple have against removable batteries? Did someone beat the shit out of Steve with a battery when he was a kid?

10:30 AM Phil Schiller just introduced their musical guest by lifting up his polo and out walks Tony Bennett.

• We doubled our video size! New Intro! New Outro! We’re bigger and better!

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• I don’t like to take care of things. I don’t like to feed things. So Santa brought me a robotic cat because of my LOLcat addiction. My dog Jackson wasn’t too impressed.

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• Jake tells the classical holiday tell of the Apple Inc that wanted to charge $80 for a freaking laptop charger.

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• Topple is a fun game for the iPhone, but not as fun as real life stacking.

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Previous employee of Awesome Inc, Mr. B, had this to say:

Jake is a jackass.
– Mr. B

The CEO and Chief BBQ of Awesome Inc have issued an appology to the great radio program and podcast Indie Radio Chattanooga that you can watch live on Ustream on Saturday nights.

The episode of their show is show 78, ironical titled Asshattery and Douchebaggery

• Jake Bilbrey is @zicklepop
• Matthew Price is @snorkelpop
• Allyn Crabtree is @allyn_crabtree
• Cory Smith is @smittypop
• Kyle Lahr is @steepfrugut

Hey guess what! Are you ready to have your mind blown? This is going to be totally awesome. Live election coverage on November 4th at 10-11 PM EST. What are we going to talk about? The election! Matt Price, of Awesome Inc Tech fame, and Jake Bilbrey, of overall fame, will be walking you through the vote live as it happens! We have special guests lined up and we will be taking your calls! So tune in here at Awesome Inc this November 4th for the complete coverage. note: It’s Over is the title, the coverage hasn’t started yet

Special Guests:

• Cory Smith (of Cory’s vBlog)
• Allyn Crabtree (of Allyn’s vBlog)
• Kyle Lahr (of Kyle’s vBlog)
• Frank Bilbrey

How to Watch:

Visit AwesomeInc.tv on Election Day, we’ll be live at 10:00 PM EST!

How to be on the Show:

During the show you can call us from your phone at 1 (423) 285-8337 or you can call in using Skype to the username “ZicklePop“.

Add this event to your Facebook or your MySpace to show support!

Our most popular show, Mr. B Saves the World, is being canceled. Sure Mr. B brought us lots of revenue and marketing opportunities but we can’t afford it in this down market. With jobs being more and more scarcse it pains me to say this but we will also be firing Mr. B. All of the past episodes of Mr. B Saves the World will remain on hand and we will release one more episode this Sunday.

Now don’t think Awesome Inc is “lost” or anything, we will make up for it by letting anyone with a YouTube account post fart jokes at the all new Awesome Inc Beta. If yours is raunchy enough we may pay you, just like we used to pay Mr. B, for your material.

Please do not blog about this and do not ask “Why couldn’t a crappy show like Kyle’s vBlog be canceled!?” because that is like questioning your President: It only makes things worse.

Just ask Veronica.

Lets take a look at some of the low rated or just plain awful shows on their network now.

• Systm – This show hasn’t been the same since Kevin Rose and Dan Huard left. (Where is Dan?)
• Tekzilla – This show was hurt by Jessica Corbin when it first came out so they made the smart move and got rid of her. Bad news is they put Veronica Belmont in her place. Veronica and Patrick Norton now spew such lies as “People don’t use Firewire” and are often wrong on their advice because they apparently have no time to study what the topic is. Update: I don’t hate them, in fact the opposite, I just wish they’d review what they talk about a little more.
• XLR8R – I don’t even know what the hell this is or why it’s here.
• The GigaOm Show – Business news for suit in ties in a young adults network? Talking about Web 2.0? You can see how this show can easily get annoying.
• The Digg Reel – Hey I got an idea lets go take content from Digg.com (worked with Diggnation) but only the sleezy YouTube videos. Oh and let’s only show 30 seconds of it. Reusing other peoples content and adding no real content of your own. You know what? I’m gonna steal this idea. It’s not like anyone watches this show.

And before I go I want to mention their daily “Bite” shows. Tekzilla and Internet Superstar do these daily 30-second videos with some awful content. What’s worse is each one of these 30-second shows has two minutes of advertisements.

We love our friends at Revision3 and we hope they turn it around, but it doesn’t look likely.

Update: This isn’t meant to be mean spirited but more tough love and to say the shows they got rid of surely are not as bad as the other ones.

• I live streamed my vote!
• Hey at lest a terrorist knows something about how to conduct a war.
• Prisoners of war implies one thing: you made a mistake.
• Oh and if Obama is a Muslim: He knows how to _win_ a war.

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• Jake shares the word!

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• I’m sick dude.

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Thanks everyone for your support!

• Chattanooga State has a parking issue, Jake documents.
• Jake interviews the President of Chattanooga State Dr. Jim Catanzaro

Editors Note: I am not saying I have worse parking then you, because god knows you have it bad. So don’t write me saying you have it worse. I’m saying this semester is a drastic change for the tiny college I am used to. Driving song is Gimp – Searching for Norman Underwood

Update: Please read our Apologies to the Trash Can post.

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He went on to say:

No we will not stop insulting our viewers with the title of the episodes. Expect more bad titles like “App-tile Disfunction” and “Wii-ndsday” but on a more classy scale

Season 1 of Mr. B Saves The World has come to an end! Twelve episodes of good advice from the awesome Mr. B and since then we have solved global warming! So since today was the last episode of our great world-saving series we have decided to sign Mr. B for twelve more episodes! Every sunday at 1:00 PM Mr. B will continue bringing you the quality content you believe in until November 2nd when contract negotiations will be in place.

We host our own content. We make it for our self. We do what we want. We will continue to upload our videos to YouTube for easy viewing on devices like the Nintendo Wii, Apple TV, and iPods. We will continue to be on iTunes.

Also to speak of advertisements: We are still accepting ads yes but I need to say I am quite disapointed with some podcast networks and their recent aquirement of advertisements. A five minute show does not need a 30-second ad. So a podcast such as Jake’s vBlog will never have a full-feldged ad. If it ever gets an ad it will be simply “Hi I’m Jake and this is my Awesome Cast, sponored by Google” and then the content flows.

The Purist Form of Art

I just got back from Ska Weekend and when I was there one of the bands said “Yeah we’re not as good as [mainstream band]” I wanted to slap the man. I came to see independent ska bands because they have music that they like and made without force. When a band is mainstream they have to answer to labels. That ruins their music. The same applies to podcasts and other forms of art. I won’t let them get me.

You can find more of this truly awesome mans ideas at Jake Bilbrey.com

• Ska Weekend 2008 coverage over here
• Endive is a good ska band!

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Also thank to everyone who has sent me letters and commented. I am proud to say only one of those people threatened a life, and it wasn’t anyone on the Awesome Inc crew either! So heres to 10,000 more.

Update: Daily Double! Cory’s vBlog is now on YouTube!

On Episode 1 of Cory’s vBlog we discussed getting “Don’t Be Jake” t-shirts. As being Jake I couldn’t help but fix the one-sidedness of this so today I am announcing “Be Jake” t-shirts and “Don’t Be Jake.”

Bonus shirt: Web developers and privacy freaks rejoice: The Robots vs Spiders shirt which reads “Robots.txt stops spiders dead.”

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Last week we premiered the new audio podcast Mr. B Saves The World. It is a weekly show where Mr. B tells you within 30 seconds on how to save the world, so totally listen up.

Also today we are launching video comments thanks to the good folks over at Seesmic! So lets get those old webcams from 2004 out and particpate in the Awesome Inc community. If we think your video comment is clever enough we will show it on the shows, so just a little warning.

• The Fishstick

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• Craft, artists, and log cabins.
• Unlike South Pittsburgh Cornbread Festival, Log Cabin Days has log cabins.

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This leads me to our next topic:

Comment Management!

I will not censor the comments here, I take that back. I will censor hate speech and trollage. If you think the show sucks say why and what any of us can do to fix it. As Cory mentions in Episode 1 of his vBlog: Don’t be a douche.

I hope you enjoy this new addition to Awesome Inc!

• South Pittsburgh, TN is full of liars.

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• Life, The Universe, and Everything

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• Why the podcast was late: I went to UTK!
• If you don’t love Cheese and Bacon (not together) you don’t love life.

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Awesome Inc has launched a new section called Specials. It is geared towards all of the non-series videos we do. So check it out and let us know what you think!

Also you can call in and leave a message on any show by calling 1-775-855-7598!

They are:

• Shirt I Will Wear: Music Pirate
• Pants I Will Wear: Light Kaki
• Shoes I Will Wear: Black and White Checkered High-tops
• I will go to: Chattanooga
• I will eat: Japanese

It will be streamed live at awesomeinc.tv/live Saturday and we will participating in the chat room!

Time has not been set follow my Twitter to keep up and check back here.

Again, you don’t have to post the audio sucks, it’s self evident.

You don’t have to post the audio sucks, it’s self evident.

From the guy who brought you “Live All Day,” Jake is bringing you his next adventure: You Choose Jake. This will be a live stream that will not be all day, but however long it takes. You choose what I wear, where I go, what I eat, and you will chat with me along the way. Just fill out a form and the most popular choices will become a reality.

There is no date set for when this will happen, that is still in development. Stay tuned!

poll is closed!

Nothing inappropriate will be done, it will be clean. Language may very. This will be live and recorded.

It’s okay though because the only thing that happened this week in technology was Apple releasing it’s SDK for the iPhone, and while there was some good, I can say that I wasn’t too happy. I think Apple is acting like the father of a girl he wants to keep safe but knows someday she’s gonna go off and find a man.

Let it be known, even though there is no Awesome Inc Tech this week, that this week at Awesome Inc will still be awesome!

This month at Awesome Inc we are glad to announce that we have already started taping Allyn’s vBlog and we are almost ready to releace Jordanna’s vBlog. We have been working hard to bring you the most awesome new content and we hope you will enjoy it.I think it is also safe to say that there will be explicit content in Allyn’s vBlog and we will mark it as so. We are sorry if that alienates any of our awesome fans.

Let the awesome commense.

Edit: Uh, um, maybe not two shows. Sorry! Just one!

If you would like to show support for the infamous Matthew Price you can buy a Free Matt t-shirt from our Merchandise!

• 23 episodes for the price of one! I hear if you play it backwards with the audio forward there is a hidden message.

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We’re now on YouTube! I know I once said I wouldn’t post on YouTube but I admit I was wrong. So hopefully this brings in some awesome new fans! I cannot wait to see you at.. meet ups?

New podcasts are in development form and we will be throwing them at the wall we call Awesome Inc as soon as we can to see what will stick!

I also would like to apologize for saying Awesome Inc Tech would come out on Thursdays too, that will be saved for another podcast and too much Awesome Inc Tech will cause bodily issues.

UPDATE: Digg has gotten back to me: Approved!

On January 18th I submitted my Awesome Inc video blog to Digg. It has been a month and it has still not been approved and Digg has refused to respond to my e-mails. Since then I have submitted the Awesome Inc Tech podcast and it is in the same approval hell.

Why hasn’t Digg approved my podcasts? Awesome-censorship. See Digg thinks they are in fact the most awesome thing on the internet and refuse to co-exist with other forces of Awesome. Digg also has a close bond with Revision3, another video podcast site. You see what I’m getting at? It’s a conspiracy by Kevin Rose to stop the spread of mass-Awesomeness. Arm yourself with knowledge, and e-mails because it is abusive censorship you know!

The podcasts in question are linked to:

http://digg.com/podcasts/Awesome_Inc_Jake_s_vBlog

http://digg.com/podcasts/Awesome_Inc_Tech

The Awesome Inc Awe-rmy unite!

I would like to make it clear that we are not selling out. No podcast on this site will endorse a site for cash or any bribes. This does not mean we will not support our advertisers either. The opinions and recommendations heard on this podcast will be made separately.

At the end of the day we do not need money but we can use it, and will be using it, for the greater good of the network and to increase the quality of which.

…she was valued at 100 billion dollars! The share holders are wanting this podcast to split! But we keep on growing! Dr. Allyn will be joining the network to do a podcast so theoretical it may as well be about theories! That will be launching soon.

Awesome Inc Tech has also been scheduled for Thursday and Sunday nights. You can also take to to mean: early Monday and Friday mornings!

So we released our first audio podcast this week and things couldn’t have been better! We are already showing that our podcast is not only more popular but better then the IGN Video Game Podcast and the TUAW Talkcast! We didn’t mean to be better then them but it was just too easy to do!

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    Sorry! No new video blog from Jake today. I am going to start setting up a flat schedule of releases on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Why? Because Penny Arcade has a great system working for them and it will make slow news days easier for me to provide you with awesome content.

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Week two: finished. Week three… Stay tuned for awesomeness!

• PocketGuitar for the iPod touch and iPhone
• Played Jonathan Coulton’s Code Monkey
• Played Reel Big Fish’s Your Guts (I Hate ‘Em)
• Played Blink-182′s Dammit

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